Thursday, August 4, 2011

My Christian One-Liners



Oneliners are loved by all, because they are short to read and easy to remember. So here are few of my own. But before you read, three thing I'd like to say:

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                                                  Do Practice
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  • Jesus put a CROSS on my sins
  • The Lamb, is my favourite food.
  • Bodyguards are out of fashion, have a Soulguard.
  • Never mass bunk. (for the slow ones: Never bunk a mass)
  • Without God its Efil, with God its Life.
  • Fully fill your self with the Spirit, to fulfill God's plans.
  • Word of God: The multipurpose trouble shooter.